My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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