I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You're a waste of cheezeits
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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