he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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