Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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