Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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