thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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