Three words: puerto rican gang bang
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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