Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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