Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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