When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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