I'm really into asian looking animals
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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