Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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