that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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