nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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