No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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