One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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