so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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