Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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