So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
my poor anus
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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