Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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