Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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