O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
