I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Randomize
