Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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