what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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