STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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