very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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