they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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