he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
