Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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