I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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