If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I still have a little drunk in my system
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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