sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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