dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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