Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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