But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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