dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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