I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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