would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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