Just mADE A PArabola og urine
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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