what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
