dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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