ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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