Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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