it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We left the knife in your bed.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Randomize
