I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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