But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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