I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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