need another drink. this is the easiest way
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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