Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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