Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
wow bdsm is so cute
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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