Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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