Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i out mim tonsoeep
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