careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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