I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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